sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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