just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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