some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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