I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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