I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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