the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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