I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
