I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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