But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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