I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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