I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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