Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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