Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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