My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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