3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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