Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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