Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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