sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She's JV to your varsity
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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