So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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