soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We are all done wearing pants today
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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