the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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