dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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