I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
