Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize