But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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