would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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