And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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