I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
this will be a night to untag.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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