I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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