Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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