talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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