They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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