Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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