She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
