so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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