"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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