So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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