...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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