I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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