I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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