North Korea, Best Korea!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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