I think I am morally bankrupt
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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