I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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