Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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