I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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