maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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