brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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