The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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