Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
