I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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