I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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