Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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