David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I need a hoe opinion
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