Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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